Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021

chicken bum

when someone is being a dickhead you call them a chicken bum

"you're a chicken bum"

by chickenbums October 29, 2023

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

bUM bUM bE dUM bUM bUM bU dUM dUM

Rihanna: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

by anonymous February 3, 2023

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022