one man rave

when you crack out your dance moves with
your headphones on full in a public place

or if you're feelin' completely crazy
you dont need music haha

ps. Sandstorm by Da rude
perfect one man rave music ;)

jimmy: why is vic doing the running man dance?

fred: well hes obviously having a one man rave

jimmy: legend!!!

by weath March 10, 2011

Plugging one out

Master baiting

1: “I haven’t seen translucent around anywhere, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
2: Cunts invisible, he could be standing in that fucking corner plugging one out for all we know.

by Homelander34 July 17, 2022

School Rule One

Use common sense.

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.

by issuer of school rule violatio May 6, 2009

ones from the bottom

Codeword for "she's got great cleavage showing", originally derived from Homer Simpson ogling Maude Flanders by asking her for some peanuts, "no not those nuts, the ones from the bottom," and by reaching further into the bowl, Homer could ogle even more cleavage.

Hey Eric, she's got some nice ones from the bottom.

by Simpsonlexicon October 7, 2008

said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.

by The Boho April 25, 2014

keep it one hunned

(Keep it 100) To be keepin it one hunned means you are awesome, stayin cool, stayin chill, stayin happy, everything is all good. In the Christian sense of the phrase, it would mean, staying pure, keepin a close relationship with God 24/7 and staying holy. It means you've successfully stayed away from a habitual sin that always is comin up in your life. In the sense of a relationship it would mean everything is going well between the two people.

"Yo bro wassup? You been keepin it one hunned?"

Reply, "Ya man,I keep it one hunned all day err day!"

Example: "Hey you and Brittney keepin it one hunned?"
"Oh yeah, we going strong!"

Example:
"You been keepin it one hunned lately?"
"Ya me and God be tight right now, I'm pretty proud of how I've stayed close wit Him lately."

by DC-whitehouse February 15, 2015

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004