professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Big Chunk Of Meat

A person who is very muscular or has a 'sexy' appearance

Avery said that Alex was a big chunk of meat because Avery has a crush on Alex

by avery.the.lion on instagram March 27, 2017

she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.

So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵

by I don't know what to use June 8, 2016

cold meat party

a funeral

I'm sorry that I can't meet you for lunch. My uncle died, and I've got a cold meat party to go to.

by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012

Australian meat grinder

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015