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Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.
My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
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left hand black

Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.
Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.
by jawa nomad June 16, 2017
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Second Hand Vibes

When the vibes from another group or the surrounding area are so good that you begin to feel them. (Also a euphemism for second hand high).
The vibes are vibing so hard that we got second hand vibes.
by Vibe Sauce July 28, 2022
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Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.
Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.
by Chesterfield December 2, 2022
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Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012
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Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it
I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere
by 4992 April 13, 2022
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The Flip hand sign

Making the 🤙🏾 🤙🏾 hand sign means you’re down, you agree, or you are chill. Can be used in many different scenarios even bad ones. If the situation is not as chill you just use one 🤙🏾. If the situation is more chill then you use both and wave twist back and forth faster.
I thought Johnny wasn’t chill until he did the flip hand sign 🤙🏾 he seems pretty cool now.
by Flip finds October 15, 2019
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