Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024

Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 25, 2021

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 27, 2016

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 06, 2011

Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm

Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams

by Shaelyn hater April 04, 2021

Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021