May 5th

National get a dick pic day! Whoever you send this to has to send a dick pic!

Send a dick pic! It’s May 5th so you have to send a dick pic!

by Astr0_ May 4, 2024

lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON

“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”

by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

4th of May

Today is the day when people named"Rodislav " should send people named" Teodora "(the pretty, smart, funny and perfect girls) a hundred leva!

Oh... look Tedy, it's 4th of may!... There you go (100 leva) to buy some books.

by kaloqn.ivanov May 4, 2024

May 9th

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.

May 9th

“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”

by 743772 May 6, 2022

National send ass and tit pics may 31st

Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.

National send ass and tit pics may 31st fn

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

May 2

May the second is the day where you have to have a full on conversation with them wherever you are

Person: Omg its May 2

D: what does that mean?
Person: We have to have a conversation with our crush

by ihabcepannyoynos April 29, 2022