Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024

A Lil Off The Top

1. A sentence that you say to you're barber if you want a little bit off the top.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.

'Yo dawg, can you do a lil off the top. My hairline got to be straight. Don't fuck it up!'

by LittleHat35 December 15, 2024

Top tier aidsing

Top tier aidsing is when you and your friends do funny things in public.

Originated by felders in the year 2011, continued by himself clarko and monor cac from 2024-present.
Ultra aidsers.

"Did you see jimmers yesterday? He was top tier aidsing in town"

by clarkmite June 14, 2025

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).

A man with little on top

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025