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Just your standard

Implies that an object is of an accepted, regulation, run-of-the-mill nature. Expressed as prefix to a statement, usually followed by reference to said object.

Can quite literally be applied to anything, in any context...
We have invited some chicks over. Just your standard KG slappers.

James went to the doctor, due to a huge swelling of his plugger. He discovered that he had contracted just your standard herpes off a KG slapper.

Guy 1: Dude, heard you copped a sick BJ on saturday night!?
Guy 2: It was just your standard, really.

Guy 1: Did you bring large doms?
Guy 2: Nah just your standard...

Guy: Did you shave this time? I dont want another rancid fanny bashing.
Girl: Hell no, Ive got just your standard jungle going on down there. Chimps and all.

Guy: Can I just have your standard "happy meal" thanks?
Maccas: Would you like to supersize?
Guy: What part of "standard" did you not understand, dick bitch?


Guy 1: How was last night with the missus?
Guy 2: Retarded as usual. We were doing the deed when she bit my piece. Did me no harm but left me with just your standard bruising.
by CambyRoar April 23, 2009
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rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction
Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad
by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007
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stuff on your head

the phenominoa when you become much happier, or your outlook on life improves when you put stuff on your head
when you forget to be awesome, i advise you to put stuff on your head
by LIGHTNINGMAIDEN January 11, 2012
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humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.
Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!
by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007
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mind your own

Shortened version of "mind your own business." What you would tell to someone giving unwanted advice or butting in a debate/argument that has nothing to do with them.
1. Mom A. "Why do you feed your baby FORMULA??!! That's like feeding her poison!!!"

Mom B. At least I can FEED my baby. Shut up and mind your own.
by umakemesick November 5, 2015
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Reel your neck in

For when one gets too far ahead of his capabilities and far exceeds that of his peers
Steve: Should go bottle that car!
Dave: Oi Steve, Reel your neck in!
by Steve and Dave October 22, 2008
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refinance your face

to take advantage of low interest rates to reconstruct one's face cost effectively
With the 1 year treasury rate so low, now would be a wonderfull time to refinance your face and get rid of that ugly dome.
by jbb5462 October 3, 2009
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