Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

a dictionary made by people with 19 braincells and a popsicle stick
by Pourafall March 21, 2023
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

A website (That you're on currently) that was last relevant in 2004 where the most unfunny people of all time can make sex jokes out of every noun known to man.
Urban Dictionary is a sad place to buy mugs that say "diddleshitcumcockhair: a a thing to scream when you fucking bitches"
by DIDDLYDICKSHITCOCKFUCKER March 8, 2022
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

Something that won’t let me write a definition about Ala Hu. And it’s making me use a gif. DISGUSTING!
“What’s Ala Hu?”

Look it up on the urban Dictionary

“It’s not on the urban dictionary
by 12345678nine10111213 November 29, 2019
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

URBAN DICTIONARY

1 " Have you heard of urban dictionary? "
2 " Nah bro, that shits ass "
by Your mam and dad May 20, 2023
mugGet the URBAN DICTIONARYmug.

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.
A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.
by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017
mugGet the urban dictionary readersmug.

Urban Dictionary

Once upon a time a place where squares like me could catch up on lingo without having to look stupid by asking everyone what they were talking about. Now a place where people compete to display the most purile garbage they can while attempting to keep it legitimate-seeming.
Me 2010: Ah, I wonder why "Wally" means idiot in Cockney. I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Shar-nay 2023: Hey, I thought of a word for when you wipe your ass and accidentally poke some poo inside your pussy! I'll post it on Urban Dictionary as a service to society.
by Frou-Frou December 14, 2023
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

noun: a website kids/teens go to to look up words their freinds said that they don't understand.
Dude where'd you learn that?
Urban Dictionary.
That makes sense.
by evanbae1234 April 19, 2016
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email