Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.

"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"

by It gets to a point December 13, 2024

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024

A Lil Off The Top

1. A sentence that you say to you're barber if you want a little bit off the top.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.

'Yo dawg, can you do a lil off the top. My hairline got to be straight. Don't fuck it up!'

by LittleHat35 December 15, 2024

High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

Top tier aidsing

Top tier aidsing is when you and your friends do funny things in public.

Originated by felders in the year 2011, continued by himself clarko and monor cac from 2024-present.
Ultra aidsers.

"Did you see jimmers yesterday? He was top tier aidsing in town"

by clarkmite June 14, 2025

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).

A man with little on top

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025