When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 12, 2019
Get the Bird Boxmug. by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023
Get the MORE BIRDSmug. A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
Get the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuarymug. When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024
Get the Wild Vegas Turkey Birdmug. by ..weirdo September 4, 2025
Get the For the birdsmug. Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
Get the Iberian Peninsula birdsmug. Like a snowbunny but instead of a white girl who likes black men, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men
by sslayde September 12, 2020
Get the Tweetie birdmug.