Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf

Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.

by KrackheadK January 29, 2019

sophisticated crack head

sophisticated crack head- is a woman that was a morbidly obese person, that receives bariatric surgery, she becomes petite, very cute and physically attractive.

Wow! How much weight have you lose? You remind me of a sophisticated crack head!

by drteebro April 13, 2021

crack vagina

Vagina so good, you get addicted. In severe cases you will ruin your life for it.

She has a crack vagina, I'm going to have to go back again.

by Oof kaboom February 25, 2022

crack

Drugs or something that everybody wants

yo that shit is crack

by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

crack cylinder

A cigarette, or when nicotine withdrawal is so strong you come up with 1000 slang terms for cigarettes.

Joey, tired from a long day at work, with no smoke breaks went to the packie to get a pack of crack cylinders.

by professor grizzlebees July 1, 2023

i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022