"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm
"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
by Sbot April 10, 2010
by definitelynotqueer August 23, 2019
When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 06, 2017
Gay boy crack isn't really crack, it’s nos gas. But it’s what hard core druggies call nos because of the minor experience of euphoria you feel compared to that of other drugs.
T: Bare gassed to pop some e’s at rave later.
Cee: I’m too shook to do pingers, let’s do balloons, nos is bare fun!
T: Nah Cee, dead that.
Cee: Fine, I’ll just cut now then
Des: Go get fucked off your gay boy crack then u pussio.
Cee: I’m too shook to do pingers, let’s do balloons, nos is bare fun!
T: Nah Cee, dead that.
Cee: Fine, I’ll just cut now then
Des: Go get fucked off your gay boy crack then u pussio.
by Silent_t October 08, 2019
The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.
Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.
by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019
the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 30, 2022
a measurement of specifically illegal sugar that you melt with a spoon
typically used by people named bennett
typically used by people named bennett
by the large man April 08, 2022