dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

by 4X4animals August 22, 2016

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025

dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.

Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.

by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020

Done To be Dead

Done to be Dead - DTBD is a group name created by a group of individuals who represent nothing is impossible until your dead meaning you can do anything you put your mind to as-long as you standing

Done to Be dead is my Motto

by DTBD Zenkai October 14, 2022