by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"
by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

by Handle.this.N.ur.pipe.n.smoke. November 30, 2022

by SaqSegsDungeon January 2, 2022

by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
