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Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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Arctic Monkeys

A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.
Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs
by theangryblogger February 18, 2007
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monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass
1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!
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monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult
Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!
by livefreely August 3, 2009
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Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009
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space monkey

a commonly played choking contest. first one to passout looses.
hey man, lets play space monkey
by flyatheart February 12, 2008
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monkey fucker

A person who likes monkeys a little too much.
by Lou March 1, 2003
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