Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
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She is a very pretty girl who is blind asf and she will annoy you to death. She has two cats and a fish. She loves lightskins, Spicy whites, Arabs ,Asian guys and pretty much any guy taller than her . She is great at keeping secrets and will be your friend till the day you die. You can't sit with her at a funeral because you will piss your pants. She is someone you can laugh with and have full on conversations with. She loves horror movies, gets triggered easily and hates almost everyone. She will suck your dick if you play basketball or Soccer. She also sucks at the talking stage and gets bored of a guy very easily. She has a great sense of style and she loves to eat rice. :Last but not least can't get over the guy she dated 2 years ago.
-Whos that loud ass girl?
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!
**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!
**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**
by urmomgaes December 6, 2021
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My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
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