may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 1, 2025

May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

may

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019

May 19th

National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 31st

beat up everybody you know especially people named rudy.

oh I cant wait for may 31st il beat up rudy

by bigest of pp's November 2, 2021