anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 March 13, 2016

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

chinky anal

When to chinky people fuck in multiple weird positions only for chinks aso it's called chinky anal

I did chinky anal with that rice loving bitch last night

by Chinky stinky kirk April 02, 2018

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Anal Afterglow

After the process of receiving anal
Compatriot receives a similar sense to doing cocaine

How that women is hoped up on the anal afterglow

by Thatcivicdev April 08, 2021

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022