Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.
I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 06, 2023
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anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.
Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen
by smaarty man January 27, 2020
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positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 March 13, 2016
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Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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chinky anal

When to chinky people fuck in multiple weird positions only for chinks aso it's called chinky anal
I did chinky anal with that rice loving bitch last night
by Chinky stinky kirk April 02, 2018
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Anal Flick

When you flick someones exposed asshole.
Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.
by Joshictionary September 21, 2018
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