Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
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chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...
Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...
by I'm not ty May 24, 2018
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hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.
Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.
by ronTheDev July 07, 2022
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happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
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Crack

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.
by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017
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couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch
I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack
by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017
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Crack demon

A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.
Darn where's my shit at I bet that crack demon sunny took it!
by T baggz September 18, 2022
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