It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 10, 2022
The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024
The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 19, 2021
an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little
by Soerealisme December 29, 2021
by Jmaddfox March 18, 2016
A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.
Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
by SapDMan January 31, 2017
When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018