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Jesus Christ

The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
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Jesus

Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.
Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then
by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022
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Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.
by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022
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Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.
Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine
by The Bitch of Sin December 29, 2024
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023
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Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"
by Maple Jay July 10, 2018
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jesus

Jesus is him
by babywyd August 31, 2024
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