Ryan is a bitch ass and he got ass. Whenever he walks, people would think he farted but it was just his ass... clapping on command. If you ever wanna be friends with Ryan, go for it because he’s sweet and generous.
by I love you muah January 29, 2020

A very handsome and sexy looking man who pushes away love due to his fear of getting his heart broken again
Santa:”Oh Ryan come here and let daddy help”
Ryan Y:”Idk I can’t risk getting my heart broken again after Ankit”
Ryan Y:”Idk I can’t risk getting my heart broken again after Ankit”
by Santa4444444 November 13, 2018

They are 100% fuck boys. Who will completely break your heart because Ryan's a lyin'. They ask every girl possible for nudes no matter who it is, and they go spreading there dick pics to every girl possible. It says a lot when some random girl named Susan from North Dakota has seen Ryan's dick.
by stealyourmanzzzz May 18, 2018

by BleuArmy March 4, 2024

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019

by gang gang gobi July 7, 2022

Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.
by Epicositiest June 5, 2020
