ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.

(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.

by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018

Ice Cream Parlur

means Drug shop {where drug dealer sell drugs, and can also be called "ice cream parlor"}

Da Ice cream parlur is where u can find da beans, skittles n cake.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Brown icing

When hard while taking a shit and stroking your dick to cum at the same time as the shit comes out

I became horny while shitting and decided to shoot brown icing in the toilet.

by WWfuck November 26, 2018

ice tea

a stupid way to say over text "I see"

me: I like food
her: Ice tea
me: Ice tea is gr8 too
her: it means I see, dumbass
me: …………….

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened August 14, 2017

Ice

Being ignored

That girl just iced me

by Derealest July 31, 2017