Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Ryan

Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.

"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Ryan

Sexy baby that all the guys wanna be gay around. He would rather play Fortnite over spending time with them.
R - Rizzful
Y - Yellow teeth
A - Asexual
N - No simping

Ryan - 'If you beat me in a 1 on 1 in Fortnite. I'll be your boyfriend.'
Person 1 - 'He's such a Ryan'

by def not ryan's friend May 5, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is the dumbest cunt you will ever meet, when you search his name up on this website you will see people who have been brainwashed by this cunt and proceed to say nice things about him. Ryan is notoriously ugly, so it is quite easy to spot them in public.

Have you ever met that idiot Ryan?
No, and I never want to.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is generally a simp who obsesses over women he can never get

You that dawg ryan is a simp

by boof.com February 27, 2020

ryan terry

A sexy dinosaur, that will rawr after eatting you...out

Oh look a Ryan Terry drop Ur panties

by 21Hellish21 July 6, 2021

Ryan

That one guy.

Oh look, its Ryan, that one guy no one likes.

by DefNotRyan September 4, 2018