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Pocket Nazi

One who rigorously (and possibly violently) checks pockets before washing clothing. Especially that of Jews.
Steve is such a Pocket Nazi every fuckin' wash day! I told him they were empty, but he insisted.
by ThRob69 April 2, 2013
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Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.
by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024
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Pocket Pinga

When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.
'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'
by Lawfulmoth November 25, 2016
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Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate May 9, 2018
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Trenton hot pocket

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
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Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
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Pocket dance

The act of pretending to search for a ticket in your pocket, when you don't have one.
Conductor: Oh come on, don't do the pocket dance on me
by Elbower April 24, 2024
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