pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

tang pockets

The spot behind your teeth when you drink something tangy

Gees Antonio, my tang pockets are stinging me

by Bonez0205 April 20, 2018

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Pockets

Cute

Person 1: "Who's that cutie over there?"
Person 2: "That's Pockets"

by Holdupwtfbroz September 15, 2020

Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object

That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie

by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018