I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

Dead Server

No one shows up; no one is present.

My friend invited me to a party, but when I came, it was a dead server.

by Luteous September 9, 2025

Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people

P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.

by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

smokin all deads

smoking all deads means smoking on every dead opp basically on all of your dead opps

"bro im smokin all deads nigga"

by E4N May 11, 2024

dead people

Is a reference to the people depicted on American currency, whether the Presidents, Benjamin Franklin, or more recently, Harriet Tubman.

all my pokets full of dead people

by frap October 26, 2018