one eyed bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan August 17, 2006

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

Twenty one crackheads

A group that is so addicted to twenty one pilots, that they need it like its crack.

Omg, they listen to every song of theirs, they are such twenty one crackheads!

by Tyler dun August 31, 2016

One-Two-Two

Its whatever you want it it be.

He just wanted a little extra one-two-two.

I went to the store and got a one-two-two sandwich.

by badgyal123 July 4, 2018

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

one-hit wonder

a smash hit song, when that was the only song the artist

that one-hit wonder rocked, he should write other songs

by Riot September 28, 2003

One-man war

1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself.

2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.

1. "He launched a one-man war against police."

2. "He launched a one-man war against graffiti."

by youngchimp December 5, 2012