May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 02, 2022

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 01, 2022

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday May 01, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 01, 2022

May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 03, 2020

May 1st

The Event

May 1st is The Event

by Toffee32 May 29, 2024

May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021