Lalala Kiss

When someone makes out as if they are saying lalala.

"Dude, she was a total lalala kisser, it was horrible."

by Ohsodevon October 19, 2008

Bear kiss

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.

I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.

by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

by GustavoS June 4, 2013

freskimo kiss

A French and Eskimo kiss hybrid where you tongue kiss while rubbing noses with your partner.

Baby boo! I love it when you give me a Freskimo kiss on cold nights. It warms my nose and my heart...and my loins.

by Sugah boo January 31, 2014

slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.

mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014