Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

by Kyshwore February 18, 2022

Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Jesus

Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.

Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then

by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022

Jesus Christ

The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...

Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."

by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025

Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"

AMONG US!

Jesus...

by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025

jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020

Jesus

Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.

Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***

by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023