Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

Facebook controlling misinformation

What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly

Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2022

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook

Code word for methamphetamine

Check me out, I'm on Facebook.

by Fkdjshsgabb April 10, 2022