dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Smoking your deads

A form of dissing someones dead family members usually is a form of a blunt also usually used in an argument

Mugshot1885: "You a bitch"
Tiptoetuna11674: "Im smoking your deads in a big fat blunt pussy"

by Mikee73_ November 1, 2025

Dead Server

No one shows up; no one is present.

My friend invited me to a party, but when I came, it was a dead server.

by Luteous September 9, 2025

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Dead Ting

Anashae Is a dead ting

U see that girl anashae shes a dead ting

by DeadTingAnashae123 October 20, 2019