Bird

Someone you got to keep out the know.

Usually people that take moral high ground and give off judgmental reactions to normal shit

Wowww she a bird

by Nehemiah Mcfarlane November 15, 2022

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020

Bird

A drone that was secretly built by the government to spy on its citizens. Based on an actual animal that went extinct several hundred years ago

Look a Bird

by Inferneo September 21, 2023

Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.

I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.

by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021

Birds

an aircraft, spacecraft, satellite, or guided projectile.

"the crews worked frantically to ready their birds for flight"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Bird Breaking

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

by WubNub February 3, 2023

Big bird

A word to refer to big women with blond hair. It is used to make fun of somebody.

Big bird called me down to the principals office again.

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019