bean'd 

To be made a fool of by the lowest rung of the messageboard ladder. also see owned

damn I can't beleive the newb Bean'd me

Damn you got bean'd

Bwahahahahahah!!!
BEAN'D!!

bean'd by MasterTravis October 22, 2004

bean pack it 

to fit as many people as possible inside a car

"Look at all these people, I guess we will just bean pack it"

bean pack it by simoneb June 7, 2007

Bean Gobbler 

A chick who really enjoys gobbling the bean (licking clit).

Tracy is such a combat boot wearing, bean gobbler.

Bean Gobbler by Mikex51 December 21, 2010

Bean Brush 

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

Bean Brush by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013

Bean Buddy 

Someone you've had sexual relations with's new lesbian partner. Like a tunnel buddy, but without anything to drive through the tunnel. ...but you've both been with that bean.

Guess this means you're my bean buddy now, Cheryl.... you know I came all over that, right?!

Bean Buddy by Ghostsix6 January 28, 2017

bean lord 

Another word for a very sexy royal bean from Mario and Luigi Superstar saga called Prince Peasley that evoques a feeling of horniness.

- Oh man the Bean lord is so hot, I'd tap that.

bean lord by gayassbean February 23, 2017

Bean Bag Boobs 

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

Bean Bag Boobs by stfuitzel November 21, 2017