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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.
Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.
by Schunor April 14, 2021
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Anal dentistry

To examine ones anus like a dentist wood
Dude my anal dentistry professor showed us how to put the scalps in the any”
by Doug Doug found October 8, 2018
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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014
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Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.
I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today
by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022
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anal bingo

when you come behine showone without them knowing and shove you dick up there ass and yell anal bingo
by dumb dog nahnah February 10, 2024
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anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
by nipplebladez August 21, 2016
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