bloody pie

When a girl is on her period

hi Mary did u see Jill last night she left a bloody pie stain on the toilet

by Street news kid!! December 12, 2015

Scream Pie

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.

No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.

by DirtySam October 29, 2022

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

Peasant Pie

Any piece of toast with jam, jelly or fruit spread.

I'm a bit hungry but there is nothing in the fridge. Guess I'll break out the bread and make some peasant pie.

by PeregrineHardy March 10, 2018

pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket

George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017