two fingers up

damn she had two fingers up, she must have w rizz

by user1626383 April 17, 2022

Bitchy two chus

She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus

by Annieovoca January 14, 2021

You love to be caringly held by large muscular men.

Michael and Jacob held two thumbs up in the picture.
They must love large muscular men.

by queerbungeefrog October 16, 2022

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"