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roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
mugGet the roll-modelmug.

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.
Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
mugGet the death rollmug.

ROLL

A word of great power if uttered by a savaga the savaga itself and every savaga in ear shot must ground spin
ROLL or ayo dood... roll
by The savaga man January 9, 2018
mugGet the ROLLmug.

Rolling

"So how's life?"

"Eh, rolling"
mugGet the Rollingmug.

roll dice

A colloquialism used to refer to playing tabletop and dice games, usually in the future tense.
Joe: Hey, we should get the group together for D&D this weekend.
Jenny: Yeah, I'll hit up the group chat and see who wants to roll dice.
by Lord_Toastado July 23, 2020
mugGet the roll dicemug.

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023
mugGet the Roll that beautiful bean footage!mug.

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