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arm around the guy guy

That one guy that gets in a really friendly conversation with others and due to his comfort he inadvertantly puts his arm around the chair of the guy he's talking to.
I was walking in the airport when I noticed one guy talking to another guy and put his arm around the other guy's chair.
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Shake hands with the governor 

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate
Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

The Garrett 

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.
Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!
The Garrett by rachizzle137 January 28, 2010

the grumpy smurf 

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
the grumpy smurf by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011

what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.
"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."
what the gosh by PrettyMissBHP November 29, 2007