Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

LCS Syndrome

LCS stands for Lack of Common Sense Syndrome.

Someone lacking the intelligence to a high extreme.

"Dude come' on let's cross, the car is right there but we will make it!!" " Yo your going to get hit by that car idiot, your LCS syndrome is kicking in!"

1.. Putting tin foil in the microwave
2.. Having sex with animals
3.. 2+2 obviously = 4

by Davvyyyyy November 14, 2011

Apollo syndrome

To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.

Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.

by Tristhe_tank March 10, 2023

algeria syndrome

algeria syndrome is when a male or female (or other) like their nipples being carved, preferably in a cross by a knife. algeria syndrome is a sexual kink with a small community around it. its founder Algea coming out as having algeria syndrome last year. (18/9/22)

(carina) “hey, i have algeria syndrome“

by Asherr99 March 13, 2023

340 syndrome

340 syndrome, also known as B58 syndrome, is when a person purchases a 340i and instantly think they have the fastest car on the street. These people have fragile egos, and will talk to anyone about their car who will listen. All of them have cringey 1stockf30 knockoff instagrams posted on the side windows.

That 340 syndrome kid said he'd beat my big turbo gti, what a retard

by slownb8 March 19, 2023

the flix syndrome

A rare instance in which a person lacks enough intellect as to make it so others perceive these individuals as being almost chimp-like in behaviour and intelligence.

Some word enough go as far as to say such a comparison is insulting to ape kind everywhere. A flix syndrome sufferer truly has no hope of surving alone and they are typically seen together in groups playing 'catch the shit' and 'where is my penis, it's too small to see'

Hot goth 1 "Do you see this man trying to have sexual relations with a cardboard cutout of famed paedophile Umar Patel?"

Hot goth 2 "he is surely suffering with the flix syndrome"

Fuck you, flix

by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022

The NirarthackPT Syndrome

The NirarthackPT Syndrome is an extreme communicable disease caused by staying in proximity of Nirarthacks. This disease is communicated by every mean even with the air one breaths , the most dangerous disease ever witnessed by anybody . Symptoms include Hacking on PUBG Mobile (Username:- SarthakJain04 , GeyVR) , Making Fraudulent Gmail Accounts and Disliking Ones YouTube Videos , Making a very innocent face in front of everybody and Filing Nails very Pointy with Intent to hurt oneself. Common Treatments include AntiNirarthackPT Drugs (Very Rare) . Common Treatment also includes Befriending the PT Himself.

Hey! Stay Away From Sarthak , You Might Catch The NirarthackPT Syndrome which is not easily Treatable!

by TheCampingRunner November 14, 2018