3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 9, 2023

Nude Rule

This rule applies when you send your homie a nude and then he must send a nude back so it isn’t gay

“I sent you a nude brad”
“Ok John I’ll Send one back due to the Nude rule”

by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022

Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world

"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"

by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024