26th of may

National send your man a titty pic day

Oh its 26th of may, come here baby girl

by Olly12321 May 26, 2025

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May 11

whip out yo titty day

hey it's may 11, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 11, 2022

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May 6, 2030

The prophesied date of Brian David Gilbert's death.

"That demon's still here and I do not know why
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
New videos at the end of every week!"

by drlobster June 19, 2025

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An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

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