moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

Bruh Moment

You are legally allowed to say this when your friend says either:

I hate my life,
Bruh,
Epic,
*them 2 friends fighting*

Bruh moment,

by ChickenSoupen October 19, 2019

michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.

“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”

by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021

Islam Moment

When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.

What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.

by NotanIslamMoment May 21, 2024

Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling

by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021

Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.

A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.

by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023