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Love Jones

When you ache in the stones for the love of the woman you re addicted to.
Girl you gotta give me some cuz my love Jones is comin' on strong!
by KarmaMechanic May 28, 2018
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courtney love

Courtney Love, lead singer of the band Hole, inspired girls everywhere to pick up a guitar and write about whatever the hell they want. She is one of the most influential female artists of the nineties, and her snarling, intelligent, lyrics, thrashing, faux-pop guitar sound and fashion sense she herself has branded "kinderslut" still resonates throughout today's alternative rock scene, most notably among girl bands.

Theories abound as to the true circumstances of her husband Kurt Cobain's death in 1994 and Courtney is often accused of murdering, or having a hand in his demise.

After years of adoring both Hole and Nirvana, I think this is probably the most absurd and laughable piece of bullshit doing the rounds. Kurt adored Courtney, ("I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that I'm in love on this scale") but the pressures of addiction, fame and depression proved too much for him. He killed himself - it's horrible, but don't deride an innocent woman.. she loved him and I think he would hate her to be blamed in any way for his passing.

Courtney is hounded by tabloids in the same way Peter Doherty is, and she has fallen victim to drug addiction, especially in the aftermath of Kurt's death. However she now has custody of their daughter Frances Bean, is due to release a new album (How Dirty Girls Get Clean) soon and appears to slowly be learning to live with the loss of her husband and her own problems.

Courtney is a fashion icon, a mother, a recovering addict, a star and one of the greatest musicians of our time. She is a true inspiration. WE LOVE YOU!
Courtney Love made me want to be in a band and start a riot..
by DirtyPrettyAngel July 2, 2006
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Courtney Love

Talented singer/songwriter with the grunge band Hole, and recently solo. Contrary to popular belief, Hole were bigger than Nirvana when Courtney met that band's frontman, Kurt Cobain.
Often blamed for his death by raving mad conspiracy theorists, who also believe that we never landed on the moon, Elvis is alive, and McCartney is dead.
See scapegoat for people looking for someone to blame for Cobain's death.
Person One: "I hate Courtney Love, she killed Kurt and writes bad songs."
Person Two: "k"
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
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love shy

The unfortunate characteristic of chronic shyness, affecting about 1% of heterosexual males. They have too much anxiety when it comes to women, and are too intimidated to get to know them intimately.
"Johnny is a nice, good looking guy, but unfortunately he will probably never get married because of his love shyness."
by anonimuss January 20, 2008
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Tough Love

Another version of "being cruel to be kind". To show somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future but may cause a small amount of upset for the reciever immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed. They would suffer more if you let them get on with their life with no interference from third parties.
Leo-"I'm gonna ask that girl out on a date"
Chris-"You'd be wasting your time, you are ugly, overweight and suffer severely from B.O. and thats just your good points, take it from me, she will reject you, maybe not straight away, perhaps she will rinse your bank account first, but you have no future with that girl, I'm sorry mate the writing is on the wall"
Leo-"Harsh words, but priceless advice, I guess thats what they call tough love"
Chris-"It sure is, look it up on the Urban dictionary, on second thoughts, you better not"
by Chris VG May 24, 2007
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love wrestling

A game in which you and your love, non-violently wrestle by just holding on to each other, and trying to pin the other person down, if you pin your partner down for 5 seconds, you remove 1 article of clothing. This continues until of the partners is completely naked. Kissing are allowed for extra challenge.
Me and my girlfriend just got back from dinner, so instead of going straight to sex, we had a game of love wrestling
by Dr. Love2938u4 November 13, 2009
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Hello Love

A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent
{ring ring}

Hello?

Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.

Oh! Hello Love!
by karidababithitter November 3, 2010
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