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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
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Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away
"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent
by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023
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Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make any sense
“yeah the school fired another teacher” “that’s a bonér”
by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023
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Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make sense it is a bonér
“yeah schools canceled cause of snow” “bro we live in florida” “i know it’s a bonér”
by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023
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Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.
by Misslinds January 5, 2024
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Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
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Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!
by xidiotx January 24, 2024
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