Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away

"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent

by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023

Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make any sense

“yeah the school fired another teacher” “that’s a bonér”

by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023

Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make sense it is a bonér

“yeah schools canceled cause of snow” “bro we live in florida” “i know it’s a bonér”

by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

by Misslinds January 5, 2024

Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill

Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-

by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024

Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.

Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!

by xidiotx January 24, 2024