Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.

"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."

by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022

Alex

An Alex is someone who is probably sweet sometimes BUT THEN ALSO REALLY HECCING FERAL LIKE IF YOU MEET SOMEONE AND THEYRE LIKE Hey I’m Alex then stop them right there and take the to a vet to check for rabies you might wanna purchase a cage just in case cause there’s a large chance he will maul you He’ll just go back a forth one moment he’ll be the sweetest cuddly boyfriend then suddenly he’s liek LET ME CONSUME YOUR LUNGS. And it’s like SCREEEEEE

:o Person AH: are you okay?
>:( Person scree: NO MY ALEX MAULED ME LAST NIGHT AND NOW I CANT SEE

by heccu December 1, 2019

Alex

someone who plays the “i want” card when you tell him about how his behavior affects you

I told Alex he hurt me, and he responded, “I want, and you should” instead of fixing his behavior.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex-wang

Being socialy inept or invaluable

Being a hypocrite about hypocrisy

Bro why are you sitting in the corner, your a total Alex-wang

by Metlz November 21, 2022

Alex Spiewak

The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.

Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??

by goblinmode87 September 25, 2022

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

Alex

A dude that likes cats.

Alex likes cats.

by Not_an_alex_that_likes_cats November 24, 2021