ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur mum

A insult to a person

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it

by The bot April 5, 2022

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur brother mother

The most insulting shit you could say to someone as soon as you call someone this insult they will instantly die and you will claim there soul

Peice of shit: ur mum gay
Peice of shit 2: ur brother mother

by Penis aids 96 June 5, 2018