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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Taking a Bregoli

Another way of saying taking a shit name after the no-talented piece of shit Danielle Bregoli who became famous from being on Dr Phil and starting the whole cash me outside movement.
I need to take a bregoli after hearing what I heard.

Damn there is nothing like taking a bregoli before work.
by BugsyMx80 March 1, 2023
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take a lick

Do you wanna take a lick homie
by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017
mugGet the take a lickmug.

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay
by JackensteinLover1031 June 27, 2025
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always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.
When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.
by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018
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Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles
Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Basically, they don't give a rats ass about your situation or anything you just said. You're basically done for.
Teacher: "I understand you're a new student here and did not take this class up till now, when grading your exam ill take that into consideration."
Translation: "Your C+ you're about to get on this exam ain't getting curved bitch"
by Therealopinionator June 18, 2022
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