National top a top day

March 26th is national top a top day, you top a top, so for example you rail the one who would rail you

“Did you hear what day it is”
“What day?”
“It’s national top a top day, now bend over”

by KonoDeoDa March 26, 2021

NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know

Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day

by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021

National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day

by BigWrenchGoClick April 7, 2021

National Feet Picture Day

April 30th is "National Feet Picture Day" where you send a picture of your feet to someone you know.

Jeff: "Hey dude, y'know what day it is?"

Tom: "Yeah dude! It's National Feet Picture Day! Stacy sent me a picture of hers.

by Stalin-Chan April 16, 2021

National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"

Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!

by upsidefrown April 17, 2021

National tase a boy day

On April 24 all the girls will protect themselves by tasing a boy after they stupidly declared this day national rape day

It’s national tase a boy day

by The girls who’s over it April 21, 2021

National listen to jayden day

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants

Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day

by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021